Lady Isa

07:53 am: Thoughts
My comments are in green.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A day without sunshine is like..., night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.
(Sadly, that's far too true.)

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
(Another one that I find very true)

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

OK,..... so what's the speed of dark?
(Actually, it's the same as the speed of light since dark occurs when light is absent. So, dark occurs as quickly as light leaves the area.)

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
(Other than those fancy markers that show up when you use them together, what is "invisible ink"? It's been around for some time considering the number of old cartoon in which it appears.)

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
(Somedays I feel like my roll of film is full and I can't figure out how to change it.)

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?